嗡~嗡~嗡,吃的饱嗝连连,蚊子心满意足,收起随身携带的环保x1管,放入环保夹囊里。这年头喊环保最大声的,大多是沽名钓誉的伪君子,牠认为只有自己才是身T力行者,用餐後从来没有免洗餐具丢弃与否的问题,是热Ai环境的地球好公民。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>DQixsmqwJ12FMTuXlt9EnrgNZVaPzoIGbWcd4pAf</blockquote>
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喜猎奇闻的牠总是喜欢四处道听涂说,到公园、茶馆、电影院,甚至造势场合,只要人多的地方牠都不远千里而去。尤其是造势场合,人既多餐点又肥美,简直是任蚊取用的免费自助大餐。闲谈间,听到最近又多了许多蚊子馆,让牠觉得不可思议,牠不堪其扰的自忖。「我要那麽多房子g什麽?为什麽那麽多人抢着要盖房子给我住?这些人真的是莫名其妙。」<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>hnBr5OZqIL8Xsj691SaymKR0J2dFHQUEVWxu</blockquote>
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这种场合正妹特别多,埃及斑蚊、三斑家蚊和环状家蚊......等都有,尤其是埃及斑蚊身材最为火辣,常令牠把持不住;不过牠只是tia0q1ng,而不留情,并且严正拒绝X行为,并不是牠信仰虔诚,而是因牠某次专程拜访提供待用餐的宿主时,那时电视正播出蚊子特集,提到公蚊交配後七天就会Si亡,让牠深受震撼,从此绝不xa就成为牠坚定不移的信仰,并且知行合一。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>IzfSyD9Ov1bGPUdkwQLTta6XBMjA0Knm8qiJ5ER4</blockquote>
今日与牠一起共餐的是个老头。正确的说,老头在餐桌上用餐,牠在餐桌下用环保x1管吃饭,伴着电视机的声音各自吃得爽快。吃完饭,牠拍拍PGU,T1aNT1aN翅膀,大快朵颐之後仍不忘打包宵夜回家。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84c
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叮咚叮咚,门铃声响起,母埃及斑蚊把花蜜水淋在身上,站在门口搔首弄姿,阿蚊再也把持不住......<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>UxviB4eIWpNYVRjLCc3w2DuyMrzbTZHPtQFg9GAf</blockquote>
与阿蚊共餐的老头,不仅喝酒也吃了威而钢。戏剧的最後一幕,蚊子告诉自己。「既然一生默默无闻,不如换来一场轰轰烈烈的短暂火花,好证明自己活过。」Si意坚决的牠勇猛的朝人类挥舞的巨型电蚊拍上飞冲而去,啪嗒,霎时火花四起,短暂的绚丽下,蚊子Si在了舞台上。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>5i2JCDgtPGymcl93pT7wMkvfYQeXKzrWSB0UIxhH</blockquote>
舞台上,阿泰扮演的埃及斑蚊始终在舞台上吃力的挥舞翅膀,一会儿打滚,一会儿跳来跳去,圆胖矮短的身材本就行动不灵敏,蹦跳一阵後,更是气喘吁吁T力不支。舞台下的观众见到阿泰笨态的表演,开怀的畅笑起来,笑声一会儿大一会儿小持续不绝。扮演蚊子的阿泰是业界公认的谐星,不论是圆滚滚的外貌和幽默自嘲的内在,无一不是作为谐星的料,他自己也颇为自豪,并且乐此不疲,常自诩为人带来欢笑是他终身的事业。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>zkX3wdjSCrtgL
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就在「蚊子的一生」这出剧码开场前,阿泰将手机交给剧团的工作人员,并且屡屡拜托。「如果电话响起,请帮我接起来,还有请你在我下场的时候,第一时间告诉我,这通电话对我来说很重要......」<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>pdqvNbAZXeakf57MlnE82SQ0yhgsLPmwKjct6HDi</blockquote>
阿泰吃力的表演着,总算苦苦撑到了最後一幕,他扮演的蚊子在撞击电蚊拍後,倒毙在舞台上。台下的鼓掌声一波一波的响起,演员纷纷朝舞台中央聚拢。阿泰匆匆一瞥,看见屏幕後的工作人员似乎在向他招唤,不顾台上所有演员正并肩准备谢幕,他穿着粗重的蚊子戏服奔向幕後,观众和演员们同感错愕。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>TWSUFHrpxflnvYXgNM0K2D6BwQ3aJLdyhm1VAZ49</blockquote>
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「阿泰,医院刚刚打来电话,要你赶去医院。」工作人员见到阿泰奔来,脸上作难的说。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>yWIx57EGDMTVZOlYrptebvnF6swHmuAR2803jS4J</blockquote>
阿泰心里不由得沉了下来,神sE凝重。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>knFb4BKyGYxDtlRZMOTUwXJ5Cj1hV7uqf2WroQAI</blockquote>
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工作人员眉头一皱,指了台上继续说:「......还没完成谢幕啊!」<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>Yx1FSKID4uTsJ0a25tGRCPOrAb8kEhzgdNBn9myq</blockquote>
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「啊!我忘了。」<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>wiYPcQpsIZfjNGxD4JU1qtEnTrkoB97yHauF</blockquote>
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有如听到惊雷般,阿泰这会儿才想起还没谢幕,於是赶紧转身朝舞台中央奔去。岂料还没到舞台中,竟然不小心失足踩到了戏服,碰,在观众眼前摔个狗吃屎。意外仓促间发生,阿泰像做错事等着挨骂的小孩,从地上爬起来後不知所措。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>K4naPMAicGrXbe97WBw62f0uFHj31m5pxQRhtoYl</blockquote>
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以为这是安排好的戏梗,观众先是静默,随之压抑不住的喷笑,紧接着如雷掌声,伴随着哄堂大笑而来。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>jiQZ0Ws4SbfXzVtTv9gqoaRInM5yFkLJdUu8Y32w</blockquote>
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幕被缓缓放下,阿泰笨拙的回到舞台後方,脱掉戏服卸下妆扮,叫了辆计程车,急如星火的离开演出地,一路往医院奔驰而去。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>zJLA0tYbCUSKhWNsQagHE5PqiFuOZT6m2owrkylM</blockquote>
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推开病房的门,阿泰看见一位病弱的老妇人,惨白的脸上罩着呼x1器,呼x1急促的躺在病床上气息奄奄。像等待许久,老妇人见到阿泰,刹那间红了眼眶,朝他伸出纤瘦虚弱的左手,怎奈仅能举起半臂,稍稍挪动就已後继无力,转眼间,手再次瘫软在病床上,无法动弹。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>AF4VZb5T8u9H3PU1xhBmtrgoEYXMqQLDnazS</blockquote>
「妈、妈......」阿泰靠近病床,握着母亲的手,感觉到母亲原本温热的掌心逐渐变冷,让他忍不住慌张起来。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>hWK3cSkePXzgqHxyOom20JT9GsNtUDl1pA6ZVYdv</blockquote>
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自小与母亲相依为命,阿泰会走上为人提供欢笑的谐星之路,来自个X乐观的母亲。母亲是他第一个忠实粉丝,总在他表演破梗之前,就失态的爽朗大笑,那样的笑声属於母亲独有的温柔,越发鼓动他Ga0笑。母亲常说:「能让人发笑的人,才是了不起的人」。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>rM53pP81LVjZhxSBU40CgOdwAyfFv7KTste</blockquote
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这几年来,阿泰在事业上崭露头角,母亲却明显老态许多,病魔缠身下,人逐渐变得消瘦,微笑虽然少了,笑声却依旧。直到日前,病重到连笑声也消失,阿泰才发现母亲快离开自己了......<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>SitgU6W9ZCz2dLJfnDq148OekAsjT5bp7</blockquote>
「......」病床上的母亲想对阿泰说话,却支支吾吾的说不出话来。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>fNZ0mVQUnWHiMTFpxSkuw4By7dslrPY3gLvh9IGj</blockquote>
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时间滴答流逝,母亲的生命之火即将熄灭,只剩灰烬前的余温。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>whVmcaK6j2d3IFZUNDMps9klOiP1b5nTqBERGQoL</blockquote>
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阿泰像是想起了什麽?松开母亲的手,退到病床前三步距离,先是转身背对着,鼓起自己的fE1T0Ng,在空中划了几个眼花缭乱的圈圈,然後托起自己的下巴,转头像母J般咕咕叫,突如其来的噗一声,假装放了个P,抓起不存在的P,用不存在的刀叉,放在不存在的牛排盘里分食......<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>i2DBf1sZV3zaSlwXJFHrGvhYpW9Oj5PydIg</blockquote>
这场特别
安排的专属表演,母亲先是眼前一亮,然後不自觉的露出一抹微笑,同时失去了鼻息。时间彷佛被定格在某分某秒,母亲微笑离世时。眼前的一切变得黑白,又不真实,像默片里的卓别林,在缄默的世界里,用尽一身浮夸的演技,演绎一个别人不理解的彩sE世界。在别人的笑语里,随手弃置自己的悲苦。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>0BMWRtO7nErajHK3pNDdS6qXPk9yzUeIZhu5mYwC</blockquote>
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事到如今,还能说什麽?阿泰停止了表演,泪流满面的在母亲冰冷的耳旁,轻轻说了句「再见了,妈妈......」。<blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>PJmWFIeZ3pVY2STsn7DGKR9khiuLo0vgjfyN46tA</blockquote><blockquotecite='https:///index'css='cht'style='background:#fff;border-left:5pxsolid#4a84ce;padding:20px50px;'>UqEvP0j5ufclTH9DIX3MVwe8BryYOKLR71t4mNQa</blockquote>